THE NIGHT-IN RESCUE KIT

PICK ONE.
NO COWARDICE.

240 impossible choices designed to expose your partner, start unnecessary debates with your mates and rescue evenings that have gone suspiciously quiet.

Instant digital download. Print it, cut it, or play straight from your phone.

FREE FLIGHTS FOREVER...

OR FREE TRAIN TRAVEL FOREVER?

There is a correct answer. Your partner will choose the wrong one.

SIX DECKS. ZERO BORING CHAT.

Starts harmless. Ends with you discovering your best mate would choose a sentient sofa over an emotionally needy toaster.

01

Warm-Up

Easy choices to get everyone confidently judging each other.

02

Tiny Chaos

Low-stakes misery: wet socks, slow walkers and cursed chargers.

03

Relationship Expose

For couples who think they already know everything. Cute.

04

Deep-ish

Meaningful enough to be interesting. Never therapy-homework cringe.

05

Mates & Nights Out

Group chats, holidays, taxis and the friend who always disappears.

06

Absolute Nonsense

Horse-sized pigeons. Judgemental fridges. Important matters.

A FEW QUESTIONS YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY OVERTHINK.

Spend a year travelling or receive a £25,000 lump sum?
Have your search history read aloud or your camera roll shown on a projector?
Know the date of your death or the cause of your death?
Fight one horse-sized pigeon or fifty pigeon-sized horses?
THE BIG DECK

YOUR NEXT 60 NIGHTS IN, SORTED.

  • 240 original question cards
  • Six colour-coded categories
  • Four printable cards per A4 page
  • Use on phone, tablet or paper
  • 24-card free sampler included
£9.99

One payment. Instant download. No app, subscription or awkward account required.

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FREE TASTE

24 CARDS. NO EXCUSE.

Download the free sampler. Use it tonight. Then decide whether you are brave enough for the full 240.

Download the free sampler

QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK BEFORE COMMITTING TO CHAOS.

Is this a physical card game?

No. It is an instant digital PDF. Print the cards or play from your screen.

Is it only for couples?

No. Two decks are couple-friendly, but the full game works brilliantly with mates, family and groups too.

Is it explicit?

No. It is cheeky, funny and occasionally revealing, but not graphic. An After Dark expansion can come later.

Can I share the file?

You can use it with whoever is in the room. Please do not upload, resell or send the file around.